WIRE — Esta semana Ricardo Araújo Pereira declara-se incrível, Pedro Mexia sente-se tôle e João Miguel Tavares considera-se portageiro. Está reunido o Programa Cujo Nome Estamos Legalmente Impedidos de Dizer, ouça aqui a versão em podcast
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